I can have a cane, not what you may have thought. 
But if PZ is hiring... I can work for food.
Or for the thrill of handling lenses. Unfortunately, most of what I can realistically procure around here has already been tested (though I'm fairly sure a test of the Canon 24-85 on a 5DSR is what the public is anxiously awaiting...)

But if PZ is hiring... I can work for food.
